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Hey y'all [12 Mar 2010|09:50pm]
[ mood | impressed ]

I just went through my Livejournal profile. Removed some friends, and some interests. I haven't looked at that page in years. Wow... have I done some growing up.

Edit: Apparently, I haven't looked at photobucket in quite some time as well. Looks like I have to find a new moodtheme!

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[27 Jul 2009|10:49pm]
This is mostly for my benefit, so I have some kind of record about it. Also partially for y'alls', so you know I'm still alive.

But I saw Green Day at the Times Union in Albany on Saturday, and... it was AMAZING. Also, at one point I was literally 5 feet away from Billie Joe.

I felt like I was 16 again, and I loved every single fucking second.

That is all.
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[21 Jun 2009|08:39pm]
Blue Moon Honey Moon Summer Ale = WIN

That is all.
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hey [17 Feb 2009|09:18pm]
I'm alive.
Still in Albany.
Still at DSW - but management now!
Now living in a one-bedroom and loving it.
Still not driving - but have a permit, so can legally learn!
Still swaggeriffic. Always and forever swaggeriffic.
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[04 Nov 2008|11:07pm]
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[05 Sep 2008|12:19pm]
Hey peeps, what's the news?
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[23 Jun 2008|08:11am]
Let's make it happen!
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[24 Apr 2008|01:11pm]
Oh heys.

I'm coming to Brooklyn today until Sunday. Let me know what's up :)
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[03 Apr 2008|07:13pm]

oh, hey

what's the news, kids?
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[12 Nov 2007|10:52pm]
I will post about (almost) setting my room on fire


For right now, I have to go to sleep

Because I have work at 8 AM tomorrow


I don't even have my (secret) lover working with me :(

Hahaha, I really hope no one from the Dub reads this, AWKWARD

Speaking of awkward

I don't remember chunks of Saturday night

Like why I took my shirt off on the couch

Or how Brandon and I ended up passed out in my bed

Or getting home.

BUT I do know that I'm having a fucking sex toy party at my house in 2 weeks and I'm really excited about that

I don't know what's up with this ridiculous format I'm using

I'll probably end up deleting this at some point when I remember

and aren't sleep deprived

So enjoy(?) it while you can
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[03 Nov 2007|02:32am]
I just accidentally started a (very small) fire in my bedroom.

I'm a fucking champ.
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[12 Oct 2007|05:29pm]
I would really


enjoy some McDonald's fries right now.
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[01 Oct 2007|11:18pm]
My gay (oh, and only, should probably mention that) boyfriend is moving in with me! Huzzah!
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Basically the best looking-for-a-roommate posting on Craigslist I've seen [26 Sep 2007|06:58pm]
Short of the retard looking for a female roommate who wouldn't have to pay... with money.

Two college females looking for a roommate. Woodlawn Avenue, Albany, NY. Very nice neighborhood. On street parking. Utilities not included. We are typical funloving college students who smoke, drink, stay up late, sleep in and occasionally have parties. We also have a cat, a dog and a snake. We love pets, but unfortunitely we don't have the space for any more animals (fish not included). Please contact me if you're interested (seriously intrested).

At least they're honest. It's the little things in life.
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[12 Sep 2007|02:47pm]
I'm not dead. It's just... yeah. There isn't really a lot going on. I'm floating through life. Which may or may not be a problem. But it is what I am doing. There are things I feel I need to tell you all, but in all honesty, I just don't feel like it.

Basically, that was a post saying absolutely nothing. I'm back.
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[16 May 2007|09:59pm]
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Because I'm doing everything except what I'm supposed to be doing [13 May 2007|05:52pm]
Heidi almost walked in on Sean and I in an intimate moment last night. She was there to return her keys. Oh, sweet irony.

I don't want to write this 25 page paper.

Emily is coming back from Spain tomorrow.

Graduation ceremony is in a week (although I won't be technically graduating until August).

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there.

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[16 Apr 2007|08:51am]
Do you know what one of the worst things ever is? When you're about to go to the bathroom to take a crap, and just as you get up, someone beats you to the bathroom and hops in the shower.

It's such bad form to poop while someone is taking a shower, the smell is quite possibly fatal when mixed with the heat and steam of the shower; plus the person in the shower has no escape from it.

But seriously, I think my intestines are backing up.
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[29 Mar 2007|09:51am]
I had a dream last night, and all I remember about it was that I was wearing these KILLER brown knee-high boots, and they were made of awesome and they fit my tree trunk calves.

Now I'm all sad. Because I have tree trunk calves and can't find boots made of awesome in real life.

Oh LiveJournal. I have had so much to talk about. I've had quite the eventful past few weeks. But all I decide to post about is shoes I was wearing in a dream.

Soon, I promise.

ETA: I'm sick of all my icons. Oh well.

ETA Part Deux: WTF, Lost, WTF?!
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